"To make matters worse, the sprinkles that used to cover the donuts—and often ended up all over my car floor after my kids enjoyed them—were sparse. I could actually count the sprinkles on my sprinkled donut: there were only 13, and they were scattered on just half of it! So, I guess I won’t have to worry about sprinkles all over my car anymore.
Come on, Donut Hole! I hope this isn’t your new cost-cutting strategy. We’ve been loyal customers for so long. I’ll give you another chance, hoping that you were just running low on supplies and that there’s not some global sprinkle shortage I’m unaware of. It’s time to bring back the full-sized donuts that are piled high with sprinkles—the ones that made me fall in love with you years ago!"
