"This is the worst deli I've ever been to. I ordered a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich but received bacon instead. I tried to eat it, but it tasted like nothing—literally like air. How is it possible for a bacon, egg, and cheese to taste so bland? I'm torn between being impressed and offended by that skill. On top of that, the iced tea was just a disappointing sweet tea. I mean, there's a difference between iced tea and sweet tea. At least the sweet tea was better than the sandwich!"
