"the audacity this corporation has to even exist is absolutely crazy. you cannot tell me that they are really making money off of these stale, mold infested tacos. last week, i went here after i went on a sightseeing journey to see the only escaltors in all of wyoming which were here in casper and i was actually starving. when i got my order and i took a bite out of it, i actually thought that the shell was made out of dinosaur leather from the cretaceous period. the meat in this taco had the texture and consistancy of a pencil. i couldnt even bite through it. the lettuce was so old when it entered my mouth, i had to directly go to the nearest hospital because of the amount of sharpness those little leaves had. the lettuce was so sharp and crunchy, i genuinely thought it was the toenails of the homeless woman i saw in the target bathroom 4 hours and 39 minutes prior to this visit. the pico actually tasted like the word booger. it was sour and horrivly mushy. i actually thought i was tasting the fecal matter of the homeless woman i saw in the target bathroom 4 hours and 39 minutes prior to this visit. the guacamole tasted like what like what the actual mole on the face of the homeless woman i had seen in the target bathroom 4 hours and 39 minutes prior to this visit looked like. i swear the guacamole was a hologram, but yet it still tasted like old sweat. sos tacotime."
