"I love pizza. Grew up in Philly with her great corner joints; been to NYC when it was a real city with real pizza, but I love this grubby, awesome, little late-night, owner-operated, old-school storefront, down and dirty, neighborhood pizza shop more than all of 'em. I been living here and going here for 20+ and never needed to ventured past the large mushroom pizza on 2G 's extensive, wall-mounted, plastic, picture-tastic menu wall so I don 't know about the rest but if you 're wanting a real f-ing food experience starring real f-ing people in the last ungentrified pocket of Fells, Two Guys might be for you..."