"As for the nachos locos, they were truly disappointing. I took a few bites and gave up. They were served on a standard dinner plate and included chips, canned jalapeños, a runny cheese sauce, and the "steak" had a strange taste. The tiny cubes of meat were not seasoned and definitely didn't taste like steak—almost like some sort of mystery meat. After experiencing the nachos, we decided against ordering dinner because they were so unappealing. I mean, how can you mess up nachos? There wasn’t even any salsa, sour cream, or lettuce; it was the saddest plate of nachos I’ve ever seen. From the pictures I’ve seen of other people's food, I can’t imagine they’re making anything good here after serving those nachos. Even the salsa that came with the chips was runny and flavorless, just like the cheese—it felt like they were diluting everything! Overall, while the drinks were decent and the bartender did an amazing job managing everything, the food really fell flat."