"I recently ordered a 20-piece wing combo with fries, and I have to say, the wings were the smallest I’ve ever encountered. I honestly felt guilty eating them. I couldn’t even finish the order. It’s unbelievable that anyone could serve wings this small—they were about the same size as the chicks my class incubated in elementary school. I’m still feeling down about it. This isn't an exaggeration. Even hours later, while I’m relaxing and smoking, I can’t stop thinking about those poor little chicks and the ordeal they must have experienced."