"The food offers excellent value for money—it's truly the best. However, the quality of the coffee seems to depend on the mood of the lady serving it. Like many women from a different era, she tends to be much nicer to men, which can be a bit of a challenge. So, if you're a woman who values good treatment, this might not be the right place for you. Additionally, I've found that whenever I order online, I never receive the colada that I asked for."