"When the doors finally opened, I had one clear mission: to get a Beef and Cheddar Classic and make it home to Kathleen Quinlan safely before sundown. As I drove my maroon vehicle toward the establishment that beef built, I was pleasantly surprised when an angelic voice—seemingly seasoned like brisket—came through the intercom, inviting me to indulge in not one, but two Beef and Cheddar Classics for just $6. 
I was utterly captivated, feeling as though I had stumbled upon a wonderful gift. I couldn't help but wonder, "Am I the lucky one?" This thought lingers in my mind. I find myself questioning whether I am truly deserving of Arby’s generosity, yet I will continue to stand humbly in their presence until the day they choose someone more worthy to receive their offerings. In the end, I must say—Arby’s is pretty amazing."