"There 's some straight up Kitchen Nightmares style fu¢kery is happening at Stars Cafe. This is not my first time at Stars Cafe. It was called Star Seeds Cafe at the time, and as I noted to those in my party I didn 't come back. That visit went much like this one even though it 's been over 20 years. Very little has changed. I 'll describe as if diagnosing a disease... SYMPTOMS: Odd and/or bad smells, filthy cleaning standards (or lack of), completely dated decor, ancient building, and VERY suspect (or just plain bad) attempts at food from an overly large menu. PATIENT PRESENTS: Incompetent staff (space cadet level) Sloppy and slow service. Incomplete orders Nachos with cheap liquid cheese and a NASTY beef topping. Open face taco including previously noted cheese . NOTHING is made in-house except the scrambled eggs. Microwave as a primary prep appliance. Up charge for using credit card ON TOP of over priced items that are not worth the price. DIAGNOSIS: Slow and painful death from neglect and incompetence. PRESCRIPTION: Closure and immediate demolition. (Patient may not comply) RECOMMENDATION: Save yourself a quick trip to the bathroom or the emergency room and dine somewhere else."
