"Respectfully, anybody who rated Thai Terminal less than 5 stars is grossly mistaken. The current 4.1 stars is shockingly offensive to me. This is hands down the finest establishment not only in the East Village, but in the United States of America. I have tried every dish on the menu. The worst dish here is better than the best dish at Soothr. The people at Michelin desperately need to revisit this place. I hope nobody reads this, because if they did they would go and they would realize it’s unparalleled in taste, price, vibes, wait, and service. And then they would tell their friends to come. And there would be a line and I would no longer be able to go three times a day."