"Just today, I went in and asked for some cold cuts, and the young man behind the counter looked completely bewildered. He stared at me for a solid five seconds, as if no one had ever requested meats at this deli before. When I asked for some mozzarella, he replied, "Like...sliced?" I couldn't help but chuckle. Yes, like the kind that would go on the pound of mortadella you just handed me!
And let's not even talk about the time I asked for a half-pint of olives—the look I got made it seem like I had three heads. But their prices are unbeatable: $3.33 for half a pound of salami and $3.50 for half a pound of mortadella. It's always a unique experience here!"
