"I can't discourage people from coming here enough. I tried them for the first time yesterday and definitely last time. Parking alone was terrible. You will load $20 to park near the restaurant or $10 to go down this shady path with a HUGE puddle that looks as if your car was snuck. A lady came at the same time as I decided that it wasn't worth it. I wish I followed her. A parking visitor tried to park me between two other cars with zero space to get out and 100% safety our doors would meet each other. I'm glad I didn't listen to him. When that didn't work, he let me park near literally garbage. I don't mean like a few crates. I mean, like a real wet, stinking garbage that a rat went out when I left. Not to mention that I broke a glass that he assured me I was fine. All my tires had glass on them and despite everything, this man wanted to try his poetry on me and my date and wanted a tip when we said we didn't want to hear it. $10 to get to the actual place, because why not? Inattentive servers that ignored us 15min and only took our orders when we moved to the bar. decent but overpriced drinks and food, accompanied by a loud, obnoxious DJ. And when it was about finally leaving this landfill, one of the park visitors harassed us and actually wanted proof that we had paid and eaten there before we could go. A great experience. I'd rather eat at Guantanamo Bay than try again."
