"Since 2015 and I’m still the greatest and still this town’s finest regular here. Warning warning warning I got Big Mike’s cellphone number saved to my contacts for the purpose of my volunteer bouncer security job here: anyone who acts up will be subject to me texting wording and imagery to Big Mike and/or face drunken rage legal charges and will be banned for life as I also got the owner’s Gmail address saved to my contacts as well. Think twice before abusing your limits if you have any limits, you will be caught, and you will get prosecuted. Closed every Monday, Closed on Christmas Eve and Day, and explosively closed on oh my God New Year’s Eve and Day. Make sure your clientele visits are memorable, enjoy the sports, bet online preferably on Draft Kings/FanDuel, and stay in your game lane and please root for your teams, and always party responsibly. No Clientele under 21 allowed, smoking/cigarettes/all types/recreational-medical marijuana are permitted in the front and back courtyard, no alcohol outside the courtyard tent roof nor especially on the front sidewalk per New Jersey state and all township city 0702 municipality alcohol laws. These premises are on 24 hour video and audio surveillance cameras everywhere, please be on high alert as if caught acting or getting seen being suspicious and all necessary legal action will be taken swiftly and fast."
