"My mojito was disappointing, watered down and nearly flavorless; my fried tofu appetizer was disappointing, coming less than 60 seconds before my entrée, presentation was uninspired and sauce was bland; my drunken noodles were disappointing, the noodles were a gummy mass and the sauce was non-descript. I was also disappointed that I couldn’t get any of the curries because they are made with fish sauce. At least the drunken noodles could be made without egg."