"I was quite surprised to find a pizza that seemed influenced by Turkey and Iran in Sicily. Let me explain: the dough tasted oddly sweet, as if it were made from pancake mix. Who actually makes sweet pizza? The sausages surrounding the low-quality mozzarella resembled something reheated in a very unappetizing way. And the tomato sauce? It was essentially just ketchup. If you’re living in a caravan, maybe this would qualify as good pizza, but for someone from New York, this dish would barely pass for cafeteria food in high school! You might fool some people, but not someone from the USA!"
