"Last weekend, I took the junior roommates on a camping/kayaking adventure weekend. It was a fantastic trip and on Sunday morning, after taking down our site and hopping into the car for the drive back to south Florida, one of my menfolk said mommy, I bet you could use some coffee. And he was right. Ohhhhh was he right. So we hit the bean barn and in that sweaty, stinky, frizzy haired moment, I had never made a better decision in my life. An angel was behind the window, I think her name was Kaylie. I said it 's been a long weekend, these menfolk need a hot chocolate, a lemonade, and two muffins. I need a huge coffee. All of the coffee. Tell me of your flavors. She told me to try a smith&wesson. I told her to f*ck me up with the biggest coffee she had. She proceeded to do just that. It was the greatest hot flavored beanwater I 've had in a while. I 'm still thinking about it. I wonder if they ship..."
