"Mercy. Fail upon fail. First time to Union. Ordered Tanqueray Tonic. Out of Tanqueray. Tried Sapphire and tonic. Tasted like lime water; told the waitress I suspected thier tonic dispenser was pumping only water. She had the bar remake it with the same result, and they obviously didn 't change the tonic. Went to the next plan and ordered Guinness. Out of Guinness. Ok, how about a Cabernet. Waitress arrived with a Chardonnay. When we pointed out the error, she said oh, did you want the red Chardonnay? . I can 't make this up. Asked what the soup of the day was....waitress didn 't know but said she 'd check. Never came back to let me know. Ordered a pork tenderloin after confirming they were freshly hand-breaded. It was obviously a frozen deep-fried patty. Disgusting lettuce and tomato, and TWO whole rings of onion. You can ice this cake with a side of nasty crispy coated fries. Might be back if I 'm ever in the mood for a draft of Busch Light. Which is never."
