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Beach House Kauai

Beach House Kauai

5022 Lawai Rd Koloa, HI 96756-9618, 96756-9620, KOLOA, United States

Wine • Hotels • Seafood • Resorts


"If you value your time on Kauai, please, please avoid this tourist trap. Got sucked into some reviews that made it seem a decent place to dine on Kauai. I’m not sure what people think is acceptable in a restaurant, but this isn’t it. I’m sure most people are here because it’s truly a beautiful vantage point to take a picture, and it really is. Aside from the picturesque setting, the food literally blows. We had two appetizers; the highly recommended potstickers and lobster deviled eggs. The potstickers were the only item on the menu I would recommend. They were seared just right with enough filling, and a nice semi-sweet mango habanero sauce. The lobster deviled eggs, on the other hand, were tasteless. Not enough…something. Just bland and for $25, don’t bother. I had the special of the day, a rack of lamb from Colorado. I know, why would I order any kind of meat on an island with great fish? Well,I ate fish for the last 5 nights and was craving something meat-wise. Yikes. I don’t know what to say. But there was so little meat on these chops and mostly fat and gristle that I was spitting out wads of this and that. Ugh. My husband ate his soggy macadamia nut encrusted fish, because he eats everything placed in front of him and will always say it was good,. He’s a moron. So, in conclusion…this place is not the best place on the south side. In my opinion you should go to 1. Red Salt, 2. The Eating House. Those were the two we liked . The rest were, meh."