"We wandered into Benny Palmettos thinking we were just grabbing a couple of casual slices, but to our surprise, we were handed what seemed like pizza continents! Our cheese slice was so massive, we felt like we should’ve negotiated a lease before diving in. That garlic mushroom slice? It felt like we’d stumbled into a vast fungi kingdom on a doughy expanse. We half-joked about looking for tiny gnomes setting up camp under those mushroom caps. The jalapeño cheddar slice had us bracing for a roller coaster of flavors, with spicy peaks and cheesy valleys. Truly a ride for our taste buds! But oh, the Dr. Evil slice? We half-expected it to demand a ransom before letting us take a bite. If couples are looking for a pizza adventure to bond over, Benny’s is the place! Just be prepared to share, because trust us, one slice is enough for two!"
