"I was contracted to work on the site being developed across the street from Bayview Plaza, and during lunch, I needed two of two things: Food for my belly A bathroom for my smelly My choices were Soo Fong, Subway, or the HR Block at Bayview Plaza. Like the movie Yojimbo, I threw a stick into the air, planning to walk in the direction that it was pointing towards. Soo Fong was my fate, and if I could, I 'd give that stick a promotion. Lemme tell you about this Soo Fong. I walked in and was allowed to sit anywhere I so desired. I felt like Mufasa every where the light touched was part of my kingdom. I sat myself down, and immediately someone I deigned to be the dai lo of the restaurant started asking me about my haircutting habits: You shave your head? Yes. Man, you use razor? Yes. Every day? Yes. Ahhhhhhhh. You are crazy. You braver than me. I do the buzz. Razor? You are brave. Let me tell you, nothing makes you feel yourself more than having your pick of a seat, and then someone commending your bravery for shaving your head every morning. My middle name must be Everest, because I 'm the top of the world right now. Normally, my first order at a Chinese place would be scrambled egg and beef over rice, but with my ego riding high, I was feeling a little spicy. The waitress who took my order was wearing a Street Fighter 2 Dhalsim shirt, so I took this as the code that I needed some of that yoga fire. I ordered some of the Mongolian Beef over rice, but make that rice fried. PERFECT. The beef was tender, the beef was spicy. There was a decent amount of vegetables, but not too much (the way a lot of restaurants try to fill Mongolian Beef orders). The spice went from quarter circle jab to half circle fierce, because it went from yoga fire to yoga flame, but it was worth it. The Soo Fong website (soofongtogo.com) says Best food, good food, but I think they 're wrong there. Best food, best food. 10/10, would Soo Fong again."
