"Before I dig in, my first recommendation is to update your online menu to reflect your actual menu, some people will choose your restaurant on it. Now, the salsa is horrible, it's almost like marinara in both consistency and taste, entirely awful. The drinks are overpriced for what little you get and low quality they are. The food selection is, meh, the online menu has choices that seemed exciting but the actual menu had nothing at all. When I asked about cochinita pibil, losted on the online menu, the waiter asked if that was something Puerto Rican? What in the actual flying spaghetti monster?!?! You're supposed to be an authentic Mexican restaurant? The decor/ambiance was typical of what I call Mickey Mouse Mexican restaurant, it's great to amuse the eyes of the typical white suburbanite, much like how the drinks and food are made, to cater the bland tastes of dullards who have never had authentic Mexican food. If you appreciate authentic Mexican food, avoid this place. Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: $30–50 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 2"
