"Let me set the scene: after a long day at work, I ordered $30 worth of bland, empty calories for takeout. In my hunger, I neglected to check the contents of the bag, assuming that a simple shake would reveal its culinary wonders. Strangely, the promise of a drink turned out to be the highlight of the meal – or so I thought. To my dismay, the beverage wasn’t the Thai iced coffee I ordered, but a watered-down version that barely resembled anything drinkable.
As someone who doesn’t enjoy coffee, especially not cold coffee, this “drink” was off-putting. They managed to make the milk excessively watery while hinting at what was supposed to be coffee. If you’re a coffee enthusiast, steer clear of this, but if you prefer your coffee with the texture of diluted pond water, then this was made for you.
Now, onto the meal itself. Imagine vermicelli depicted in emoji form—yes, that’s how I felt after eating it. As a former overweight child, I already struggle with guilt over indulging, and I certainly don’t need my empty calories adding to the shame.
In conclusion, I won’t be returning here. However, I do encourage others to give it a try if only to cleanse their palate and appreciate more flavorful vermicelli elsewhere."
