"Today, Sunday the 21st, I bought takeout food, I bought rice with pork dough and fried plantains. Something is wrong in the kitchen. The rice was hard and the beans too, and that cook uses too much color because that's not from the beans alone and the pork dough seemed to have came out of a crematorium and if anyone there reads this they know it's true, that has never happened before Don Ramón has always given his best but something is wrong."