"Broken funicular, not restaurant’s fault but added 40 minute wait, arrived late. Asked for outdoor table, hostess said no, and looked as though the request were an affront to polite society, a denigration of the social contract. Of course after consulting the Oracle of Deer Valley, we were seated outside by the service door, next to a dog watering bowl, barely a view. No heat lamps. Champagne came out not chilled, sat in ice bucket whilst we longingly wistfully stared at it for 30 min. Food, vastly underwhelming especially for the price point (almost 500 with tip for 3 people at least I think we are people and not Untouchables, you’re a better man than I am Gunga Din). Oh Rime, you have descended into Grime, try again your hardest and maybe you’ll be Prime."
