"Initially, my colleague Paul claimed that this pizza was terrible. Given that he also believes Baker Mayfield is bad, I wasn’t inclined to take his opinion seriously. So, I decided to give it a shot myself, and wow, was Paul mistaken. Your pizza was absolutely delicious! It felt as if a light went on in my taste buds, and they were dancing with joy. Every bite was a delightful experience. I’m going to recommend your pizzeria for our upcoming Pizza Day at work. I feel like I've lived two lives: one before trying your pizza and one after, where I've come to realize that everything I thought I knew about pizza was wrong. I wholeheartedly recommend your pizza!"