"Bomber? I think they mean bummer... We 've been meaning to stop by for ages and we finally did. We were super excited, but instead of finding a new local gem to enjoy, we now finally understand why another reviewer called the subs disrespectful. At first we thought they just meant because of the politics plastered everywhere or the very strange service... but no... it 's the heavily processed and questionably fresh nature of every single ingredient. Fake cheese product instead of real cheese, incredibly sparse meat (but that was a relief because of how gray and weird it looked the pastrami looked fine but just had no flavor other than sodium). The bread is indeed soft, but in that hyper processed chock full o dough conditioners sort of way, not due to freshness. Also, if it 's a cold sub, why was everything so floppy and room temp?? The whole sandwich smelled weird overall... my stomach turned and I stopped after about 2 inches of my 6 sub. Imagine white people dinner that 's been sitting out at a patriotic picnic in the heat all day.... that encapsulates the experience perfectly. I think they stay in business because of people who enjoy bland and predictable food, of which there are many. So, if you enjoy well seasoned and more refined food, just don 't bother. Go to Dino 's if you want another local option, or screw local and just go to Firehouse. Now THAT 'S an all American sort of place! Now if you 'll excuse me, I 'm gonna go fly my American flag at half mast in honor of this tragedy."
