"Next, we tried the egg rolls. They are not the best I've had, but they aren't bad either—just average. At least they don't taste like feet, which is the worst. If I'm going to taste something unpleasant, I’d rather it be a toe or something!
Then we moved on to the orange chicken, which was delicious. The chicken itself tastes good, the breading is crispy, and the sauce is just right—not overly sweet, which can sometimes ruin a dish. I definitely recommend it! The fried rice is okay; it won’t win any five-star awards, but it serves its purpose. It's a solid 2.5 out of 5. It could use a bit more veggies, but it’s definitely better than some places where the rice is inedible.
Last but not least on this culinary adventure is the lo mein. It's good, nothing mind-blowing, but solid. The noodles are nice, and the meat is decent. I would definitely order it again and might even ask for it to be made spicy next time.
Overall, the food was good, and I would definitely come back again. It's better than some of the other local spots, so I recommend you give it a try. You might love it or not—it's up to you. Definitely better than Bam-Poo Garden, yuck. Goodbye!"