"Yummy Sammys, Yummy Chips. As your teeth sink into the perfectly toasted bread, a symphony of textures unfolds. The crust offers a subtle resistance, yielding to the tender embrace of the moist interior. Flavors mingle effortlessly – the savory dance of deli meats, the creamy punctuation of condiments, and the crisp freshness of vegetables. Each bite is a harmonious blend of warmth, juiciness, and a satisfying resistance that culminates in a sensory delight. Unfortunately, my son had a poopy accident which required immediate changing. Unluckily, the poop dumping station was occupied so I had to do what any responsible father does and use what was available."
