"What truly matters to me is the food. I dined there a few years back after hearing it was ranked as the 4th best Cajun restaurant in the country. Lately, I've heard some people say it's not as good as it used to be—has there been a change in ownership? I hope that's not the case. Regardless, I had the catfish Tchoupitoulas and bread pudding during my visit, and it was the best lunch I've ever had! I've been eager to return many times, but there are a couple of obstacles: 
1. My wife isn't a fan of Cajun cuisine. I can't fault you for that, but just for her, I’d have to give you a 1-star review—maybe even a 2-star rating. However, that doesn’t take away from my overall experience, which is still a solid 5 stars!
2. Your hours are frustrating! Every time I'm in town alone and craving your food, you seem to be closed. For that, I’d rate your hours as 0 stars. I would think maintaining your impressive reputation would encourage you to extend your hours. I understand there may be reasons for this, but it would obviously enhance the experience if you could accommodate more diners. Also, it would be great if you could offer some beers!"