"If I could rate this restaurant with zero stars, I absolutely would! The food was completely tasteless—not even the ceviche had any flavor! The staff was incredibly rude, and when I called to speak with a manager, they were just as disrespectful over the phone. The drinks were unappetizing, the food was awful, and the service was appalling. Honestly, it deserves ZERO STARS! I mean, how do you even ruin ceviche?"