"Rosario 's: Your Local Italian Oasis (and Potential Witness Protection Program) Oh, Rosario 's, how I never knew you existed during my decade in Hoboken! It took moving to Weehawken, a brutal ShopRite traffic jam, and a hungry, indecisive wife for me to stumble upon this absolute gem of a restaurant. Google said you were nearby, and thankfully, Google didn 't lie. Let’s set the scene: I walk into Rosario’s and immediately hit it off with the owner, a Yankees fan (instant trustworthiness unlocked). As we 're chatting, a mysterious man eating bolognese pizza and dipping bread in oil hits me with a cryptic Who are you? Naturally, I responded, I’m a Lombardi, who are you? —to which he replies, I’m nobody, and vanishes like he’s auditioning for a mafia movie. Honestly, it was cinematic brilliance right there in the dining room. But let 's get to the food: the bolognese—chef 's kiss—and the pizza? Perfection. Salads that don’t skimp on quality or generosity. It 's the kind of meal that reminds you why small businesses like Rosario 's are the backbone of humanity. Their customer service is flawless—they know me so well now, they practically have my order ready before I call. It’s like having Italian food ESP. To top it all off, I wouldn’t be surprised if Rosario’s has a side hustle as a safe haven. Running from the cops? They’ve got your back. Just tell them you were “never here,” and they’ll handle the rest. Rosario 's isn’t just a restaurant; it’s an experience—a slice of Italy, a touch of mystery, and a whole lot of amazing food. Don’t miss this Weehawken wonder. Bravo! Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Service: Takeaway Meal type: Dinner Price per person: $10–20 Recommended dishes: Cannoli, Slice of Traditional Pizza, Shrimp Salad, Meatball, Grilled Chicken, Pasta Bolognese Parking space: Somewhat difficult to find parking Parking: Park around back and pull over. Who cares Kid-friendliness: Absolutely."
