"This is, without a doubt, the worst Thai food I’ve ever encountered. At the same time, it’s also the most expensive Thai food I’ve ever encountered. The green curry is a sad, sickly vat of water with celery and broccoli in it. It has a searing, blunt heat with no umami and no distinctive flavor beyond what you’d get from shotgunning Tabasco. I have no idea why people are giving it anything above one star, but if you’re reading this and you’ve ever had Thai food anywhere else in this world— please don’t make yourself sad by dining here. Get a frozen Thai dinner from a supermarket before you lower yourself to this level! $90 for two vats of green misery plus some limp spring rolls and— the standout here— mango sticky rice that I was able to eat more than three bites of."
