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Grande Burger

Grande Burger

2896 Olive Hwy Oroville, CA 95966, United States

Cafés • Markets • Grocery • Burgers


"Drive down from Quincy, we decided to take a detour to Mike's Burgers because we wanted to apply a local restaurant over a chain and it looked like a great place to hang out and have a burger on our long trek home. But when we arrived, we discovered that they were closed. We had specifically searched Google for restaurants that were open. It seems that management forgets to update their holiday seasons on Google My Business. Big bummer. Everything was not lost, however, as the streets and another highway to the Yuba city – the plum capital of the world. There we found an in-and-out (good ole Trusty Gal she is and paid only $22 for two burgers, two pommes, two soft drinks and one shake. Such a bargain! We also discovered a fertile chicken followed by her 7 baby chicks. Spring jumped!! In the same parking lot we discovered a **** (can be the father of the baby and his girlfriend). On our way out of town we saw dozens of chickens, cocks and baby chicks who lived their best life. It turns out that Yuba City is one of two Californian cities offering a persistent fertile chicken population. And according to locals, the chickens are pretty smart and wait until the lights change before they cross the road. So if you go south and try to stop in Mike, but they are closed, take a trip to Yuba City to see the second largest fertile chicken population in California. (Last I give 4/5 stars, because I am sure they are great, but seven hours later I am still cheated that they neglect to update their vacation times. Nevertheless, we were able to explore an area that we might never have dared otherwise in a Robert Frostian way."