"Welcome to The Nightmare Deli, where October is filled with more tricks than treats. I placed an order yesterday and, when I went to pick it up today, it was completely wrong. Instead of resolving the issue, the clerk was rude, disrespectful, and confrontational. He actually said, "Oh, you should've been more specific. We have nothing written down, which means nothing was specified." How much clearer can you be when ordering plain sandwiches with cheese? Atlantic Deli, I've written a eulogy for you as I prepare to say goodbye. Thank you for over 15 years of service; you were once exceptional at your craft. My grandfather catered from you for all his special occasions. Sadly, you’ve really declined in customer satisfaction, quality, and service over the years. I’ll be taking my business elsewhere. Rest in peace, 10/29/2022."
