"Okay so, is this objectively a 5 star pizza place? No. But let 's be honest, nothing in Colorado is. In fact, we all live literally thousands of miles from the nearest 5 star pizza. But the sad reality is, in this horrid pizza desert we inhabit together, many pizza places have good reviews. So a 3-star review for this objectively okay pizza would sink the reviews of this place relative to other, much worse pizza places that crowd our food-poor city. So this place gets 5 stars from me, because it 's genuinely better than most around here, and when you inevitably spend no more than a few hundred milliseconds looking at the average review rating, you deserve to know that. Go here, if you want pizza. You 'll be disappointed. But not as disappointed as you 'd be pretty much anywhere else.P.s. to the owners if you 're listening: most pizza places in NY have three toppings on the table: crushed red pepper, Parm, and Oregano. Plz consider adding oregano to complete the Holy Trinity. Thanks :"