"I ordered a half chicken but what I got could only be described as pigeon road kill. It was so dry and all wrinkled up like raisins and tasted like cardboard, and not that good cardboard you get from U-Haul …more like that cardboard you get from Amazon. I asked for Brunswick stew and got baked beans. I took the beans back and after tasting the scorching McDonald’s coffee hot stew, I should have rethought the previous exchange. It was a total dining disaster. Not only will I not ever go back, I will roll up my windows as I drive by. You know…just in case one of those pigeons get loose."
