"Yelp sent me an email asking for my feedback, and I was confused because I had never actually visited this restaurant. Then it hit me—I did go there once! But it turned out to be closed. It was 4 PM in the afternoon, and according to the sign, it should have been open. I even checked the place next door, and it was closed too. I was just trying to grab an açaí bowl or something cold. I had seen other reviews mentioning the place was closed, but I thought those people were just mistaken—maybe they were on break or something. But no, the lights were on, and it looked completely deserted, like the last building standing after an apocalypse, albeit with a generator running. Strange experience. I don't know what to make of it."
