"Hello, what do you have for Bourbon? Bartender: I have Maker Mark and Johnny Black. Me: no other Bourbon than the Maker? Bartender: Yes, I have Johnny BlackMe: Johnny is everything a scotch, I want Bourbon, nothing else except the Makers? Bartender: I have Johnny Black and this is a Bourbon, I know what I'm talking about! No, I have a Bud Light. And what's going on with my bar stool when I spent $100 for dinner and wasn't done yet? There are 50 people in place, and I'm being held by my seat! Chowder was excellent, wings were good, needs better management."