"I visited this restaurant hoping for a hearty breakfast, but my experience left much to be desired. Upon arrival, we were greeted by a somewhat unfriendly person, who turned out to be the owner. We sat ourselves as instructed and waited at least five minutes for a menu. During this time, the owner spent about ten minutes chatting with regular customers at a nearby table while we waited to place our order. 
I was particularly eager for coffee, but it took quite a while to get anything. There was also a concerning situation outside, where a possibly homeless individual with a dog lingered nearby. When they eventually moved on, it was hard to ignore the urine-stained area where we had chosen to eat outside. A note to anyone considering this restaurant: dining indoors might be a better option. 
As for the food, it was disappointing; much of it seemed undercooked, yet it was smothered in cheese sauce. Ultimately, we left feeling unsatisfied and hungry."