"1. The hot dog itself is shockingly small. It won't be thicker than a coin, vanishing into the bun as if there’s nothing inside. You might even wonder if there’s a hot dog in there at all.
2. Don't worry about losing your taste buds; the Pink’s hot dog is utterly flavorless. It ranks as the most bland hot dog I’ve ever eaten in over 35 years of enjoying them around the globe, from street vendors to fairs and delis.
3. Be ready to wait in line at any time. The staff seem to take their time, slowing service down intentionally, and sometimes even leaving the area, just to ensure there’s always a line. It creates the illusion of being in high demand, which surely attracts past or waiting customers.
4. The chili that I ordered for my dog was a mystery. It seemed to be some sort of watered-down, tasteless slop that appeared to have magically transformed from something resembling chili.
5. As for the price—sure, it’s $5 for a hot dog, but let me tell you, that $5 hot dog is inferior to those you can find at a ballpark or even Costco.
6. There’s nothing enjoyable, exciting, or nostalgic about dining in this establishment.
So, the next time someone insists that you have to try Pink’s and claims it’s the best hot dog spot and they’ve been there recently, just remember this: don’t believe everything someone tells you about food!"
