"On my birthday night, I visited Zoe's, a great restaurant. The doors opened, and the staff handed me my scepter and crown. I was led to my throne and fanned with tropical leaves by Madeleine, Chantel, Rebecca, and Jessica. The kitchen doors burst open, and Chef Sarah appeared, commanding silence. She presented me with the Chef's Table, and I enjoyed every dish. The next morning, I felt like I had a fantastic one-night stand - everything was amazing but never to be experienced again."