"Someone from work must have been pranking the office by leaving this place's flyer on the fridge. Good one Brenda. I don't know what was worse: the feeling I got watching them microwave my fries in front of me or the feeling I got eating them. As for the main entree, it was the kind of burger that you get for a dollar at a fundraiser on a college campus in 95 degree weather without properly storing them for the entirety of the day. I know that because I was part of one of those fundraisers in college, but at least we didn't sell them for $10. All I'm hoping for now is that this meal triggers some sort of digestive cleanse for my body, so it doesn't feel like a total waste of my money or the taste buds that died after eating it."
