"I'm a fan of TCaP, but there's nothing funny happening here, folks. Are you looking for an interview? On Friday, July 8, 2022, I drove all the way up to Rhode Island from Virginia for the weekend and decided to stop by this place for a bite to eat. The thought that I shouldn't be there (like Jeremy Keister) never crossed my mind, but I knew what to expect once I walked in. I was the first customer of the day, and I felt honored to be their initial guest.
I ordered a small pepperoni pizza, which I devoured in the car before hitting the road again. It was fantastic! The crust was crispy and thin, the sauce sweet with a hint of spice, and the pepperonis were juicy and possibly homemade. It was a greasy pizza, but that doesn't make me a dishonest person, does it? Do I look like one to you? The large pizza seemed significantly bigger than the small. I thought about dropping some TCaP/HvP lines, but the staff didn't speak English very well. They were quite charming, though, and well-built."
