"I’ll hold off on discussing the quality of the food for now, as I want to see if it justifies the wait. By sharing this review, I feel entitled to a consultation fee for my insights. Please send me a private message so I can issue you an invoice—I'm thinking of 20% equity in your business, akin to a Shark Tank scenario (originally rated 1 star).
Edit: Wow, this place is actually incredible! However, I do have a concern regarding the pricing. Could you clarify why the all-you-can-eat option is priced at $xx.xx? I would love to better understand your value proposition. Your transparency would be beneficial, not just for me, but also for your future customers. It would be unfortunate if I ended up supporting a competing establishment instead of a local small business like yours, especially since I want to champion local ventures. That would truly be a disappointment!"
