"Luca Pizza's enticing online photos and rave reviews had me eager for a delicious meal, particularly the combo pizza and saucy meatballs. However, the experience turned out to be a major letdown as soon as I arrived.
**The Meatball Disaster:** I ordered the meatballs, which were precariously packed with the lid resembling a nervous pigeon. A slight movement, and suddenly my bag transformed into a messy splash zone of tomato sauce and unidentifiable meat.
**Hygiene Issues:** When I notified the staff about the chaos, I expected a polite apology and a fresh serving. Instead, the cashier's face turned pale like mozzarella, and they insisted I pay half the price of my meal for a mistake they made. Or, believe it or not, I could eat the meatballs directly from the plastic bag! Seriously? Eating floor-level meatballs wrapped in plastic? My inner Gordon Ramsay was on the verge of exploding.
**A Greasy Exit:** I left feeling not just hungry but deeply disappointed. Luca Pizza isn’t just bad; it’s an affront to pepperoni.
**Final Verdict:** Stay away from this greasy disaster as if it were pineapple on pizza. Look for better options, pizza enthusiasts. Your taste buds (and your dignity) will thank you. Remember, pizza nights are sacred – don’t let Luca ruin yours. One star. Would not recommend."
