"If you're looking for a restaurant with shockingly dirty tables that leave your arms stuck to them, this is the place for you! If you want to dine in an environment that clearly hasn't seen a mop in ages, you've found your match! And if you crave greasy, low-quality food that falls far below even mediocre standards, this is definitely the spot. The water tasted as if it had come straight from a toilet, and the pizza seemed like it had just come out of the freezer. Honestly, even Chuck E. Cheese would be an improvement over this establishment. The ladies' restroom was in an unacceptable state, with the toilet paper dispenser hanging off the wall. When my 30-pound toddler sat on the toilet, it felt dangerously unstable. The only redeeming quality I can mention is that the fries were decent. This place could really use a thorough deep cleaning and some maintenance."
