"I am a man of simple needs, wants, and desires. I want to live a happy life. There are a few times in my life where I have lost my patience and verbally communicated any sort of disappointment Or dissatisfaction…today is one of those days. When I woke up this morning I had a dream to have a breakfast sandwich with my girlfriend and wasn’t asking for anything impossible. Just your standard breakfast sandwich. Now that being said, I came to realize after waiting in this establishment for over 40 minutes I apparently had asked for the impossible. I began to wonder what other impossibilities could come before this sandwich. I began to believe the browns could win a Super Bowl before the sandwich came. I was convinced Jesus was about to appear In human form again. I began to have hope that maybe just maybe my grandfather would come back from the dead to see me again. I was waiting for the sky to fall. I was waiting for the end of the world it seems. One might say I had fallen into a state of delusion while awaiting my bagel. I did not realize that a simple bacon egg and cheese on a bagel was more than anything I could ever ask in this god forsaken world, but here I am, on Google reviews, writing to you the readers, about what I experienced today at this establishment. If you walk through these doors you will not find happiness. You will not find the essence of a New York bagel. Once I walked through these doors, all hope was lost. The light within my heart had gone out. I was hungry and cold (just like my sandwich was when it finally arrived). Abandon all hope when walking through these doors. Do not expect help. Do not hope for salvation. Do not dream of a full stomach. I don’t know what I did to deserve what I went through in the last hour but I only hope that sharing what I went through can spare one of you, the readers of this review, from the same fate I endured. One hour and 3 minutes in this bagel shop and no sandwich passed through my lips to fill my belly. I am still cold, I am still hungry, but I hope I can change the world with this review."