"I prefer Taco Penalty, because Taco Corner has a much lower chance of resulting in a goal unless Trent is taking it and Virgil Van Dijk is on the end of it. This is a lovely tortoise shop... actually that's supposed to say Torta shop but my voice dictation really loves wild creatures... in the middle of nowhere when we're heading up to College Station. It's not far off the highway, just a little to the west of Katy, and so you can come out here and sample some supersecret hiddengem Mexican food anytime you want to. It's pretty much an undiscovered little slice of authentic Mexican out here at a gas station, so come and discover it for yourself."
