"My BFAM* Steve offered to take us to breakfast this morning at a place that makes the best biscuits gravy that he 'd ever eaten at a restaurant. There 's no possible way one can pass up something after an introduction like THAT! So we loaded up the car and we moved to Beverly...Hills that is... No wait, he took us to Banana River Cafe in Satellite Beach. And let me tell you, he wasn 't lying. First of all, let me state that I agree 100%. No part of this was ever found in some prepackaged mix where they just added hot water. No. There is an abundance of sausage cooked into the gravy and to say that they spoon it liberally o er a fresh baked biscuit is an understatement of the highest order. Secondly, let me admit that I messed up and ordered the eggs (2) and the turkey sausage, which is freshly ground and mixed on site. Why did I mess up? Well it 's because of just how much of the biscuits and gravy you get! The eggs were scrambled and were light and fluffy and incredibly tasty. The sausage was moist and subtly spiced, but unfortunately, I could not eat everything. I was stuffed to the gills! Did I mention that I ordered a sweet tea to drink and the dude didn 't even bat an eye? When I verified wait, you guys have sweet iced tea?!? He replied, Absolutely. That on its own is nearly worthy of 5 stars. But combined with the excellent food quality, top of the line service, AND the real brewed sweet tea, this place cranks everything straight to 11. Unfortunately, I can only give 5 stars. Rest well knowing they earned them! tl;dr: Banana River Cafe, the Spinal Tap of breakfast cafes!"
