"1. The dinner portions were unacceptable for the price. My dessert, a supposed N.Y cheesecake, was tiny and overly sweet with strawberry filling. Even an hour after I got home, I was still hungry and had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. The waiter was slow and we had to chase after him to get the bill. I would have left a smaller tip. I don't need a server to be my best friend, just be efficient when it comes to taking care of the customers' needs like paying for dinner."